Did I just buy myself a super nintendo OOPS MY BAD.

I'll use my birthday coming up soon as an excuse. Sorry? You want to know when it is exactly so you can shower me with gifts beyond galore? Why, how could I refuse such a beautifully worded request! It is the 20th of January, my dear reader. Now, note it in your calendar, or I'll send Richard after you. 

... that doesn't sound as intimidating as I'd like.